During your annual gyno exam, your doctor comments on what lovely breasts you have… how implants are becoming so common these days that it’s refreshing to see a beautiful woman with her natural breasts. Not sure how to respond, but wanting to be polite, you simply say “Thank You”. Later, with your feet resting in stirrups, he says you smell wonderful and asks what perfume you wear. What do you do?

A. Rush home to blog about it.
B. Look around for the camera. Surely you must be on a new x-rated Candid Camera.
C. File a complaint. Sick bastard!
D. Tell him what you wear… and then compliment him on something. Maybe he’ll ask you out. Wouldn’t it be great to be married to a doctor?! Your friends will be soooo jealous!

Scenario: You’re in New York for a business meeting and on the last night there, you manage to sneak off to do a little shopping. Maybe it’s your oversized sunglasses… or your habit of speaking in hushed tones to the sales people, but you seem to be mistaken for a celebrity. Not only are the sales people practically bending over backward to help you, but they are also discouraging the other customers, who have been using their cell phones to snap your picture, from approaching you for autographs. You naturally feel bad for rusing them but you must admit that you do love the attention.
What do you do??

A. Spill the beans. You can’t live with the guilt.

B. Leave before they figure it out.

C. Call your mom and pretend that you’re talking to Brad Pitt, just to stir up the rumor mills.

D. Have the store send the bill to “your agent”.

The Scenario: Your father-in-law is in town to visit for a few weeks. At the airport, you arrive late to find him in the bar, drunk and making out with a busty, blonde flight attendant… nothing like your flat-chested, mousy mother-in-law.

What do you do?

A. Tell your S.O. and let him/her sort out what to tell your mother-in-law.

B. Get rid of the bombshell, clean up the father-in-law and pretend everything is peachy.

C. Throw a cocktail at the lustbirds and make a scene.

D. Leave. Let the whore deal with him.

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You’ve met the man (or woman) of your dreams. He’s funny, smart, handsome, generous, etc. etc. etc. You are head over heels and even your family adores him. You really think he could be “the one”... until he confesses that aside from his fabulous day job, he moonlights as a porn star. He is very passionate about his “art” and says that if you truly love him, you’ll understand.

What do you do? Keep him or dump him?

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